by Robert <no@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
Mar 15, 2008 at 09:00 PM
On Sat, 15 Mar 2008 14:21:45 -0500, "HeyBub" <heybub@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>Number 7:
>
>"WANTED: INDIVIDUALS FAMILIAR WITH 3270, VAX/VMS, COBOL, AS/400, AND
OTHER
>LEGACY SYSTEMS NO ONE ELSE REMEMBERS. MUST BE ABLE TO TYPE ENTIRELY IN
>CAPITAL LETTERS FOR EXTENDED PERIODS. APPLICANTS MUST MEET MINIMUM AGE
>REQUIREMENT OF 55."
>
>http://www.itworld.com/Career/1909/dirty-jobs-080314/
How about:
Production sup****t on a system you're not permitted to access. Must carry
a pager 24/7.
Even though you cannot observe or duplicate the problem, you must fix it
within one hour
... without changing program logic. Should be adept at editing transaction
files. Prayer
skills are a plus. Applicants must be Indian nationals or old mainframers.
Experience has
shown no one else will put up with such unreasonable conditions.
