asbestos
+++
hack hack
breathed in too much dust
as a builders labourer
in th seventies
oh hi pysychic diary
wot rambles on in
music
+++
metallica
'die die my darling'
+++
all gotta die from soemthin
+++
th old ****
useta
cut asbestos sheets
with a nine inch grinder
wot's a breathin mask man ?
+++
..
..
..
[called away]
+++
bomfunk mcs
'uprocking beats'
+++
a dirty slimy
terror cotta roof
i'm booked for
will help th money problem
+++
no other **** can walk it
+++
ah well
+++
might dribble us into easter
+++
the prodigy
'out of space'
+++
th magic throwin money at me
+++
never quite enough but
we all complain about that
+++
go and hit th casino
one copper said
and brad
cept ya always pay
th ***** would fall asleep
no ***
th other dickless tracy
needed an explanation
wasnt enough to hear
th versace lady jane
would fall asleep on th drive home
never been married to a woman
+++
dont tickle th casino's
machines for money
always bites ya in th arse
+++
oh
th phones bein good to me this week
+++
used two payphones
chattin to underworld mates and
both of em
coughed me a couple two dollar coins
+++
blind melon
'no rain'
+++
cant do it ok
+++
dont ask
+++
dunno how to turn it off
not tryin anymore
+++
"gold rain"
ok
+++
solve evrything
if i fell off a roof
+++
dirty green
slimy
bitey roof
+++
too surefooted
+++
not even tentative
on th last one
playin games
standin on th ridgecaps
on one foot
+++
damn enticing unicycle
it;s not dusk yet
+++
mike oldfield
'tubular bells pt 2'
+++
ha
new fave track for
surfing on th land
on one wheel is
underworld
born slippy
+++
we must be gettin on better
if he wants me to play
safety man
+++
some confusion
readin my perso future
at th mo
+++
i shall have to
contact my future psychic self
durin th full moon and
ask a few questions
+++
full moon today
+++
my crystal balls
janglin
+++
and playin up
+++
are ya out there tetraplegia ?
+++
Röyksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't Know What I Can Save You From'(REMIX)
+++
took a wrong turn babe
+++
future psychic cop
that u are
yr view of
how i get thru this is
different to mine
+++
"different viewpoints"
+++
well
th garuda plane crash
will do wot we been asking for
+++
and i can retire th
hitman
+++
scribe
'not many'(remix)
+++
can i really ?
+++
even a cop was wondering if i
can actually retire th prick
my worst blog character
+++
course
in truth it;s
just th only way to see
ppl dyin in th future
th real psychic world but
th amount of ppl i;ve killed
provin it is
extortionate
+++
360 thousand
is not that many girl
+++
she still cut at me
+++
still cant see it that
i just know
when these ppl are gunna die and
i'm a ****stirrer
+++
i admit i got th
paul mc cartney thing wrong
and a day out
announced to th world
he gunna have another baby
+++
th dateline bothering me less
+++
preset studio keepers
'solsbury hill'(dur)
+++
close
+++
isnt that near the
time meridian
"greenwitch"
+++
time
+++
so many of these
weird
backwards
seven day psychic
coincidences are
****in weird
+++
blood money curse on th internet
seven days before
the world
TRADE centre twin towers
crashed to th ground
+++
just coincidence
+++
kill chris skase
in my diary
drag him to his death
behind my car
he dies in spain
other side of th world
of natural causes
seven days later
+++
for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction
+++
propose to nickie kidman
she gets married
on that same date but
a yr later
+++
tryint o understand
time
wrap my head around it
sorry mmy diary still repeating
past
+++
the black eyed peas
'***y'
+++
have t write th past
to be able to
write th future
+++
for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction
+++
and
truth is im****tant
+++
if th past u write
isnt true
then neither
is th future u write
for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction
+++
oracle rules
+++
wot was cassandra's curse ?
+++
poor cassie
u'll foretell th future but
no-one will ever believe u
+++
th greeks knew
and th romans
for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction
+++
cant label truth
as truth
+++
th public
dumb ****ers they are
prefer fantasy
+++
"and spendin more on panda species survival"
**** th whales
wot about humans
+++
save the humans
+++
greenday
'good riddance'(time of your life)
+++
except u ****
u have th time of yr life
live it up
+++
****in sun is burning
non stop and
will run out
+++
course
we all be long dead
i already knwo
we cant stop th global warming
+++
sent me into psychosis
+++
partly though
iw as sittin nt h waiting room
watchin th tsunami warning
for our whole eastern side of oz
+++
we cant stop it
+++
?
'track 10'
+++
dont remind me
i knwo about th meteor
even nasa
knows about th meteor
+++
cept
th one they're watching
isnt th one i;m watching
it;s goin much faster
cant see it
with telescopes or radar
yet
+++
but i dont get
that we;re safe till 2037
+++
and i stillc ant penetrate
my diary entries for
september 23 2007
maybe i'm not
online anymore
cept
i'm still gettin pages after that
+++
today is
april 3 2007
+++
u2
'all i want is you'
+++
mexican flavour but
cant figure out if its
curry munchers or
mexican
+++
tastes of
curry
+++
and th usual
rotting brains
+++
weird when
ya smell somethin
a week before it hits
rotting brains
in my diary post
10 dead hippies sitting on th wall
seven days before th garuda crash with
ten aussies on it
+++
still go with
my call in that page
i saw a terrorist incident
and *****ed about it
+++
****in hate
writin clues to terrorist incidents
already had two arguments
with th coppers about it
+++
not paid
to write clues to such ****
taints my diary
+++
half of me got
good psychic kills
two senior federal police
i di accept th contract
in that diary page
to kill th
accidentally falling hippies
th other half of me got
psychic warnign sent to pigs and
diplomats
seven days before
th two senior feds and
diplomat
aussies
bought th farm
+++
squidgin on a needle though
+++
th psychic backlash is
****in awesome
+++
and evry **** who sees it
or reads it
or hears it
sees it differently
+++
pointed th bone of death
at th islamic terrorist ****s and
jumped offline
went to bed
got up th nxt morning and
northern pakistan earthquake
gotta be
5000
dead islamic terrrorist ****s
under that rubble
look
all those ****in schools got skittled
and all th kids inside
+++
ok
i went a bit overboard
+++
any real psychic can
+++
like before
kuta beach bombing
number one
we knew we were gunna get hit so
asked for a huge wave
in retaliation
when aceh bought it
ah there's our wave
+++
did post a picture ont h net
of a HUGE wave
and say we saw
u were gunna hit us
u did get warning
+++
lupe fiasco
'daydreaming'(feat jill scott)
+++
june 25
i jumped off th net
hadnt predicted any
mass deatsh yet but
i bailed sayin i'd be
back to do my job
in six months exactly
put me back at work
december 25
th tsunami hit
december 26 early
+++
and um
for a week before it hit
longer really
i kept sayin
i see
a huge splash
+++
forgot
i;'d asked
wot else
have i forgotten
that i've asked for
+++
th psychic diary
can be ****in slippery
+++
still dont get
th kuta thing though
out of th mix
12 day increments
rod eover kuta moutnain
ona uncicyle
12 days
before kuta beach bombing one
pointed boen of death at
dr death
12 days before
dr azahari bought it
bomb maker
for kuta beach
+++
why 12 days kuta ?
+++
out of th mix
+++
4 non blondes
'whats going on'(techno remix)
+++
primal scream
'get your rocks off'
+++
kuta extinct volcano
+++
i'm doin wot i can babe
to stop us goin extinct too
is hard goin
+++
they rather get their rocks off
+++
too bad if their
childrens childrens children
boil to death
on a hot rock
+++
entertain us
+++
put a bullet thru yr head
more like it
+++
dont mind th smell of rotting brains
intruding
on my real life just
for pigs ?
+++
no love loss
+++
spent too long
bein called
pigkiller
raisin em on th farm
+++
naturally
my male side
+++
system of a down
'radio/video'
+++
that wont happen
+++
not in th interest of
public safety
+++
even if i can
predict disasters
to within seven days
+++
a can of worms
+++
real magic is
underground but
th man knows
+++
have to warn u
wot u are reading
is monitored
+++
u may be at some small risk
readin th witchdoctors diary
+++
th local police dont
believe
in psychic phenomena so
my diary is
bein investigated
they wont sign off on it
+++
i'm just smokin drugs and
laughin basically
if ya read it one way
i offed two senior feds
read it another and
i ****in near warned em
tried anyway
+++
arlo guthrie
'alices restaurant massacree'
+++
10 dead hippies post
read after th fact is
**** man
+++
when ya know th facts
and who died
in th garuda disaster
+++
where's th line man ?
+++
and does
th observer
**** in th mix
+++
..
..
..
if th unicycle man of brisbane is
gone
cant surf thru th posts anymore
had a big argument with th pigs
i can escape kuta
leave her to th girls and
run like ****
+++
grew up
inside th bowl
+++
my heart has calmed down
my twin brother fronted th pigs twice so
we had at least
soem understanding of
how th cop mind will deal with it
+++
not u i'm worried about melanie
+++
but th bent ****s
+++
liek th one whisperin
in my ear
with five pigs surroundin me
on adelaide street
+++
dont tell me
u think i did a good job man
+++
i tried t keep my magic offshor
so this confontation
wouldnt happen
+++
read th record
+++
the adventures of the land surfer
+++
u're only helping me melanie
though u dont know it
+++
kuta's hold so
strong
+++
stingless honey bees
th bastards baited me with
two teenage honey licking lesbians
+++
"arent th girls havin a tough time too ?"
shutup u
+++
"th kuta bees have no deal with me"
yeah
but th magic
+++
easter could be interesting
+++
"i care"
that'll be th day
+++
wot u sent to th disability mob today
+++
gunna stick a bug up yr arse
+++
th charmed chicks
i knwo its fantasy
they had to do
a sideways deal with th pigs
+++
but i've cut em before
+++
they'll want something
+++
"more drugs over here"
u do too hey
..
..
..
+++
wot did th dickless tracy ask about
wot was under th jeans s****
he too busy laughing
+++
ok dear
just go back in my diary
and find out my
firstborn son's
birth name
+++
thats why
+++
mouthy nurse
+++
seven yrs of
twistin thru posts
on a unicycle
and now
ya wanna fine me for
failin to keep left
if we ever do get in a court
+++
bring yr cctv footage
i care
+++
did ya take enough piccies dear ?
+++
george
'special ones'
+++
of rock n roll paulie
ya knwo ya helped to kill im
too young to remember
rock n roll george
+++
stopped singin
when th council got
on my wheelchair cause it
only has one wheel
+++
a local icon
+++
cant count
how many times th crowd called me
legend
+++
guy on thursday night
screamin at me
as i glide by
effortlessly
on my suspension unicycle
that i'm an
inspiration
yeah man
+++
ok
+++
all u see is
th maniac
on th unicycle
and maybe
th six yrs of
singin on brisbane street corners
+++
go hard brisbane
yr apathy is
+++
jamelia
'superstar'
+++
opposite dear
+++
we only ever once
came home
with mor emoney than it costs
to get in there
+++
two fines
in three nights and
have to stay on th road
+++
i dont think so
giv eya what ya want
and retire
..
..
..
the unicycle man of brisbane
+++
p.s.
+++
violent femmes
'country death song'
+++
